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delivering the slowest emails around since 2023

Hello, and welcome to the future. This is the first email provider in which your email is guaranteed to be delivered by snails.

Why choose us?

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Fast
Reliable
Secure ,
Might eat your email
Guarantees you a response from your correspondent in under ten business days ❌❌❌

The answer should be clear to see to all.

At the moment, we only serve one single client. As every email needs to be lovingly delivered by hand by a dedicated team of snails, we are regretful to inform that we cannot accept more applicants at the present moment.

We are also very apologetic on behalf of our client. Should you have emailed them and not received a response in due time - we take full responsibility. This has nothing to do with their alleged astoundingly poor social skills.

If you are in need of an email provider that will let you use all of your fancy domain names to have a number of users (at a very affordable price), check out purelymail. This is not sponsored (clearly). This is just what the snails use.

Also, do say hello to our single client! They are absolutely terrible about responding in a timely manner or consistently, but love connection as much as the next human. The snails promise to be super careful with your email and not nibble on it. Not even a little bit!

P.S. - did you know that in Italian, the "at" sign (@) is called chiocciola? As in, it's called "snail"! How cute! Y_@_

Do you ever wonder what it might be called :in other languages?